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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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My mother in law tells jokes where the humour comes from self-referencing the joke itself
Meta?
No, she lives in Benidorm
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 13:53, Reply)
What's the shortest Beatles song?
Letter B.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 29 Mar 2026, 12:17, Reply)
“Hi…I’m a b3ta Newbie!”
By Atten Shunhor
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 4:07, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
This Is A Book I Wrote
by Anne Author
(piss and shit, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 20:55, Reply)
Dealing With Constant Agony
By Kro 'Nick' Payne
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 8:00, Reply)
Dealing With Chronic Pain
By Constance Agony
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:33, Reply)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road had been letting his shit slide and had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 4:30, Reply)
Which came first… the chicken or the egg?
Eggs can’t come.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 3:03, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Why did the chicken have a sore arse?
Because he laid a table.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:58, Reply)
When does bread rise?
When you yeast expect it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 10:40, Reply)
timing

(piss and shit, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 11:11, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is a non-Japanophobic alternative slang name for the urinary meatus during the practice of banging a load of drugs up it?
Billy Hoel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 9:53, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is the plump flesh of the midriff?
Belly Joel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 23:11, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is the plump flesh of the lower cheeks or lower jaw?
Billy Jowl
(piss and shit, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 15:11, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is Superman's biological father?
Billy Jor-El.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 8:53, Reply)
Jerry Lee Lewis found it challenging to sit at the piano...
...he had great balls o' fire.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 1:05, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
What do you call a female sex offender?
A quiminal.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 23:09, Reply)
"The Joy Of Biden"
by Nobbo Di
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:24, Reply)
"The Joy Of Trump"
by Mag A Cult-Member
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:22, Reply)
"Everyone respects and values your opinion"
By Diana Fire
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
“How To Become A b3ta Member”
By B. Awanker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
'Reducing Serum Urate Levels To Prevent Gout'
by Al O'Purinol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:43, Reply)
'How To Soothe A Cough'
by Benny Lin and Robbie Tussin
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:44, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
'Needing Help To Pee'
By Cathy Ter
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Mar 2026, 23:24, Reply)
'Ouch! It hurts to sit'
By Emma Roids
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:13, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Resisting my nephews attempts to remove the Church of England as the official state church of England
By Aunty Disestablishmentarianism
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 18:08, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
what relation do you get if you divide the French flag into 3 equal vertical sections, and discard two of them?
un coul
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
which relation didn't get picked up from the station?
Uncle 'Eck' Ted
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:55, Reply)
Uncool Uncle U.N.K.L.E.
by James Lavelle's angry nephew
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:36, Reply)
who does no one's father think is really his brother?
Uncle Aimed
(piss and shit, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 18:51, Reply)

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