FFS NEWBIE FUCKING TUESDAY!!!!!!!
we were on holiday in jersey, and we were in this nice bed and breakfast for the next 2 weeks, and we had these uber cool bunk beds...

well me being 11, and him being 5, found it great fun to jump off them, being his turn I said yeah yeah i'll catch you just jump...

so the stupid cunt did...

so being the twisted bastard I am, decided to step out the way to let him fall stright into the stone floor :E

cue... next 5 hours in A&E with my brother with blood pouring everywhere!

he spent the whole 2 weeks with black eyes :E

but I think the littel cunt got his revenge by scraching the screen of my brand new game boy (this was back in 1993).

Bastard... still hate him to this day!

We aint got on since... I think I had something to do with it....
(Kennifer, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:23, Reply)