Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A friend of mine..Was in HMV with a mate, trying to convert hin to the genius of Lou Reed's Transformer.
The music instore was quite loud so my mate was having to virtually yell to make himself heard.
Extolling the merits of each individual track he said, very loudly, at the precise instant the track playing ended, "Yeah, and Sex With Your Parents is weird!"
Queue frenzied giggling from punters and his mate shuffling away.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:06,
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