Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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edible bitson an evening drive with my friends, we got a little peckish(bad munchies) and decided to stop at a garage for some snacks. we bought many a tasty treat, which we proceeded to share between ourselves. without thinking, i unwrapped some chocolatey, cakey goodness and asked "does anyone want a bite of my muffin?"
my mate laughed so hard, he almost crashed the car!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:08,
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