Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Box.I work in a home furnishing shop, and whilst unpacking the delivery one evening my colleague was unpacking vases. Noticing a strange odour from one batch, she shouted across the shop floor...
"Oi, thants, come over here and smell my box, it's rank!"
Sadly, I didn't decline the offer. It definitely was rank.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:11, Reply)
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