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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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At The Doctors
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My ex-wife came rushing out of the doctors office crying.

"What's wrong" I asked

"The doctor's a pervert" she sobbed "He said I had a lovely pussy"

So I rushed into his office and grabbed him by the throat.

"What's this about my wife having a lovely pussy?" I snarled

"I didn't say that" choked the doc "I said she had acute angina"..

Cheers

And I'm sorry but I had to GET IT IN before anyone else
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:13, 1 reply)
lol
the old ones are the best eh?!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:21, closed)

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