Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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oooh, another one...1979 - The whole family (and two dogs) set off for 3 weeks of fun in sunny Ireland (prehaps the wrong adjective).
After a few days we found ourselves in Dublin whereup my father and I were despatched to the local toursit infomation office to try and find some pamphlets on the local flora and fauna for my mother.
Hence, dad marching up to the counter in this crowded tourist info place and asking the gentleman behind the counter; "Do you have any info on the local birds?" something of a conspiritorial look appears on the assistant's face, right up until dad qualifies his statement by saying; "its for my wife." "Ah!" countered the assistant, "So, you do mean the feathered kind."
Much hilarity was had by all.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:14, Reply)
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