Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Worst thing to possibly say to Stalker Girl...We were examining my music collection one day, and I chose to play her a couple of tracks off one album to see if she liked them (I was trying to stop her listening to so much emo shit). She liked one track, so I suggested that I copy another similar one onto her pendrive.
Except I said "and if you like that I'll give you Head as well."
Stalker Girl dissolves in hysterics just as I realise what I've just said and who I've said it to.
She then added this to her quotes list on Facebook and refused to remove it, in spite of adding its context. I've blocked her now, so I have no idea if it's still there, but she insisted on bringing it up every time anyone mentioned music, so much so that I think she's actually convinced herself that I was offering her sexytime.
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Maladicta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:20,
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you breakso many hearts! :D
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No, I'm just a nutter magnet.I attract strange people and they always end up getting scarily attached... it's worrying.
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Maladicta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:44,
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