Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not sure if this counts as accidentalMe and my brother , while I was still going to Uni in Dundee, used to play a game during the long car journey's back and forth from there and home. The game was simple, whatever one said, the other would append '...that's what she said' to the end of it. Hours of entertainment, and even really simple and innocent things became.....dirty.
'Pull in at the next services, I have to pee'...'that's what she said.'
'COOWWSS!!! (said in that special spactard kinda way)....'that's what she said.'
After a particularly epic fart, with smell and sound like the tearing of dimensional space.....'that's what she said.'
It didn't have to make sense, it just had to keep us entertained. Try it, it's a lot of fun, no really it is.
I would make a length joke here, but....'that's what she said.'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:24, 3 replies)
dayumI adore that game! Only the guys here have to ruin it with their poxy version "Så sa brura" (So said the bride) Bah! I say BAH!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:27, closed)
I have been banned from saying "that's what she said"But there are alternatives such as:
...in bed!
...not the first time!
and so on. At one point there was a whole list of them that if used properly, on after the other, could become an infinatly repeating double entendre.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:02, closed)
CoolWe play a similar game which is "that's what your Mum said".
No insult that cannot be batted away with that one.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)
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