Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Years agoSchool mag editorial meeting - the latin master/editor was berating one of the others about the fact that his article was not complete. "But it is in the pipeline, Sir!". Soon afterwards it became apparent that the editor was also delinquent in producing his own article. His reposte? "Yes, you are quite correct, mine is in the pipeline too, but my pipeline is much shorter than yours."
Meeting adjourned
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:26, Reply)
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