Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Would you still do your ex-girlfriend?......asked on of my mates to another. Barrie pauses, thinks for a minute and innocently says...
"I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't want any comeback."
Took him about minute to realize why we were pissing ourselves laughing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:32, Reply)
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