I was at a gig one night
run by a rather strait-laced older woman, who wasn't known for her humour or extrovert behaviour.

However, her saving grace was that she used to supply the band (us) with sweets all night, which was nice. She also used to announce and talk through all of the dances.

So she was passing out sweets to us, and asking whether we preferred boilings or toffees or whatever, when she uttered the immortal line:

"I always like to suck a hard one - it keeps my mouth moist".

To this day I don't know whether she meant it or not, but she kept a good poker face on if she did.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:39, 4 replies)

you get a click
for poker face.

hur hur!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)

Fnarr fnarr HLT
Never thought of that.

Any cake today? Missed you earlier.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

you didn't see me
burst out of the huge cake I came disguised as?

oh well

*holds cakey bit of self out for licking*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)

Must have missed that
I was swimming at lunchtime.

*licks cakey bit of HLT*

Thanks.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)