Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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On re-telling this sounds made up......but I was the one that heard it, cos I answered the phone.
A woman I worked with, who was rather, shall we say...'robust...was a keen gardener.
One Monday morning the phone on her desk rang.
I picked it up to be told by her husband that she 'can't come in today because she put her back out trimming her bush in the garden'.
I stifled my giggles until he added
'She was at it all weekend'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:44,
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