Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Grandmahas a wonderful turn of phrase.
She's trying to convince me that my boyfriend and I should get engaged before I move abroad for 2 years without him - otherwise he'll leave me, and find himself a new woman etc etc.
So she said to me on the phone:
'Personally I don't trust any man until he's taken me up the aisle'.
I had to hang up and phone her back a few hours later once the mirth had subsided.
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ascorbate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:51,
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