Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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For the musicians...The fantastic day Electro Harmonix set us up for a lifetime of bad jokes by naming their new fuzz pedal the 'Big Muff'
(while setting up the gear at a band rehearsal)
"Dave, got your muff with you today?"
"Nah, sorry, left her at home..."
still hasn't gotten old though, and the big muff's been around since the 70's
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:17, 3 replies)
FlangeIt's an effect I rarely use, but I still have to suggest 'a bit of flange' for every guitar track... and I still giggle like a tit each time.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:19,
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Apparently......a story from Cliff Richard's guitarist runs something along the lines that, while they were recording an album, said guitarist had recently bought a Big Muff pedal. And Cliff really liked the sound of it.
So when they came to discuss what the album cover should be, Cliff was so enamoured with this pedal he suggested
"Why not have a picture of my face with that Big Muff superimposed on it?"
I really hope that one's true. Bless his innocence.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)
Aaah...The joys of a bit of flange, coupled with tons of Muff....*bliss*
Also, I'm surprised no one's made the "fingering A-minor", or "broken G-string" innuendos yet :P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:24, closed)
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