Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Car part hilarityMy housemate had just got a large box of assorted car bits from ebay and was happily rumaging through them in the lounge with another car mad friend. I returned from my smoke and sat down on the sofa, commenting there was something in the sofa to which he replied
"Oh you must have just sat on my knob!"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:20,
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