Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Driving into townOn a hot summers day last year with a close friend, she noticed a police car parked at the side of the road in the distance.
After slowing down appropriately, she noticed the guy in the car behind was annoyed by this and proceeded to drive right behind her, hoping that she'd speed up and allow him to reach his distance that little bit quicker.
After a half a minute of this, and becoming unnerved by it, my friend uttered the immortal line:
"I wish this dick would get out of my arse!"
We were both unable to drive due to laughter...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:21, Reply)
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