Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Just last week in fact.
I walked into the photocopying room to find my boss and his boss trying with little success to load paper into the copier.
"Ah, here's WeeWitch. I'm sure she'll be able to take it in hand and get it in properly"
To which I said "Not without gloves I won't"
It took about five seconds for the penny to drop ...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:25, 1 reply)
I like this onequick thinking there.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:58,
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