Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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K2k6 reminds meof the Burn's tune "Cock up your Beaver". I wanted that as my wedding processional.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:34,
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Is it actually a song?I know he wrote a poem of that name, but if there's music to it that's so much better!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:41,
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well, it has a tune...though I'm not sure if it's just the melody of the song:
Cock up your Beaver, courtesy of YouTube
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:58,
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i have never in my lifewanted gay marriage legalised in australia more.
oh, what a wedding march that would be!
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