Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Another one, this time, on topic......here at the wonders on work, there is a project manager who I will call "B", so I will not lose my job.
Anywho, our company deals with data transmission for customers sites so we can create reports from them. But, B, in his infinite wisdom, doesn't use the phrase "data transmission" like any normal person. Oh no, what does he use? That's right, he uses "data squirt" instead.
This always brings a smirk to our faces when he uses this terminology. But, what really ensues fits of laughter and tears...?
When B refers to the two different types of sites as "squirters" and "non-squirters". That's right, according to him, all our sites have the ability to "squirt".
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:37, Reply)
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