Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I wish...Just the other day, Mrs Crackerjack was trying to squeeze a spot on my back - something I didn't want her to do, due to the pain involved.
"But if you leave it, I won't be able to come near you in bed, in case it pops all over my face", quoth she.
I had to explain why I was giggling like a schoolboy. Bless her.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 7:25,
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