InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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To paraphrase Winston Churchill...I used to be a bit of a hefty fucker a few years back. So I've been used to the odd "fat cow" type jibe.
I was walking back from work one night, chatting to my mum on my mobile phone when a bloke, totally randomly, came up to me and said "Why don't you keep your voice down, you fat bitch?"
My normal response would have been to run away and cry but for once I stood up for myself and replied,
"I may be fat, but at least I can diet. You, however, will always be a cunt."
Then I ran away and cried. Showed him, didn't it...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:12, Reply)
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