InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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African Bum DiseaseA typical conversation between boys at my primary school in the 1980's:
"You've got African Bum Disease"
"No! You Have!"
"Are you skill?"
"Yeah"
"HA! you admitted it!, you have African Bum Disease!"
The other week I was playing snooker with a friend, it was the deciding frame and my friend was lining up for the winning pot. As a true English sportsman I knew I had to put him off. I said to him, "If you pot this...(wracking my brains for the appropriate psyche-out)...you've got...AFRICAN BUM DISEASE!"
My mate laughed so hard he fluffed the shot, but so did all the players on the tables around us. One old guy was laughing so hard he had to sit down, tears streaming down his face as he repeated it to himself, "African...bum...disease...african...bum...disease".
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:52,
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