InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Bear with me,This one's a gesture so I'll try to describe it.
When someone displays proper shit driving by cutting you up or commiting any other kind of driving fuck-up. My preferred response is to get within sight of them and act out the following mime;
Point at your target in an accusatory manner then mimic drinking from a pint glass and being pissed behind a steering wheel (loll your tongue out and wobble your head around, while steering erratically)
I've only managed to do this effectively once, after some dosey tart cut me up and I pulled alongside her and beeped the horn. The look on her face was absolutely priceless though and effectively erased my compulsion to road-rage
I eagerly await my next opportunity.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:04, Reply)
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