InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Drunk on a Jersey FerryMany years back we were in the Scouts, we went to Jersey camping (we were 13).
On the ferry over we spent the evening chasing girl guides and being entertained by a pissed bloke.
At 3am he staggers over and shouting like a maniac explains "Your Scout Leader's Dick is like a Roll of Lino", followed with "Balls like a fuckin brillo pad"
He spent the rest of the crossing restrained and screaming obsceneties at everyone.
We still consider this man a god 17 years later)
And now AngryManxMan (who I assume to be a doctor) has diagnosed me with Bad Aids. Lucky Guess m8
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:11, Reply)
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