InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Just a couple...Two that spring to my mind are...
My mate, Grant, who proudly wears a t-shirt proclaiming "Your dad works for my dad, and you're going to work for me."
This always provides much entertainment as he winds up the poor white trash down in darkest cornwall.
The second is one of my own when, as a child of 4, I was being given a sound bollocking by my grandfather whereupon I turned to him him and told him to "fuck off, speccy four eyes".
Apparently his face was something to behold.
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