InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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An old flatmate of mine at uni......slept with a different flatmate on the first night she was in the house. She was that type of girl, and went on being that type of girl with as many different men as was physically possible for a good few months.
She dropped out of uni, and left. One drunken night, talk turned to our dearly departed flatmate. Obviously, we had to take the piss out of the flatmate that had slept with her.
He turned to us, shrugged, and replied, "Yeah, but I had her before she went commercial."
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gone, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28,
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