Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Ancrenne
That's so wierd! - It reminds me of a repressed memory of a time when a few mates and I found ourselves drunkenly wandering around a park late at night and we came across (steady there, Enzyme) some forty-something bloke stood in the middle of a bridge with his grots round his ankles, violently cracking one off into the stream below, his face contorted and his jester's shoes fully curled up.
I thought I'd successfully erased that from my memory....cheers for that
( , Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:04, Reply)
That's so wierd! - It reminds me of a repressed memory of a time when a few mates and I found ourselves drunkenly wandering around a park late at night and we came across (steady there, Enzyme) some forty-something bloke stood in the middle of a bridge with his grots round his ankles, violently cracking one off into the stream below, his face contorted and his jester's shoes fully curled up.
I thought I'd successfully erased that from my memory....cheers for that
( , Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:04, Reply)
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