My First Experience of the InternetWe remember when this was all fields, and lived a furtive life of dial-up modems and dodgy newsgroups. Tell us about how you came to love the internets.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56)
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First the n00bie bitch was rude to me causeI did my trick with a knife
After that they all treated me like the fucking chauffeur. Again
Then some corporate monkey tried to give her a dose - which really pissed her off.
Then I had to crawl hundreds of metres thru a cramped service access duct so I could uplink with the base of operations to remote pilot a drop-ship to come and rescue us all.
After we got back to the the main base ship some matriarch from the indigenous(?) population decided to rip me in half because of a beef she had with the n00bie.
To add the final indignity the n00b bitch resurrected me just to pump me for some info later on & then only gave me a dignified death because I asked for it.
"I guess she didn't like the corn bread either.." as the Actress said to the Bishop.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:59, 3 replies)
Bishop.......GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!Do you really prefer the term 'Artificial person'?
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:05, closed)
Don't you knowI've seen battleships off the shoulder of Orion.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:23, closed)
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