In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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War BastardI was shooting alien geese in the plains of Nicaragua when one of my buddies goes limp "noooooooooooooooooooooooo" I shout like I've seen in the films, and I rush over to him.
"are you ok Mitchell?" I yell in his face
"no Brady, I've been slotted"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" I scream again. This time for a bit longer. "who was it?" I demand, shaking him and with his last breath he manages to mutter "Boy....... George".
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" says I once more.
From then on I made it my life's mission to track down and kill that cross dressing fat necked ponce, but alas he evades me still.
He is a karma chameleon I suppose after all.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 8:11, Reply)
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