In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Army Cadet GamesA few games played when I was in Army Cadets:
Foul Football: A bunch of testosterone fuelled teenagers running around deliberately booting each other in the shins (with steel towcap boots I might add), tripping, pushing and generally being right little c*nts.
Knockdown: Two lads assume a press-up position facing each other head to head, the objective to smash your opponents arms out from under him, hopefully chipping a few of his teeth when his jaw hits the deck.
Bollocks: This was a lovely little game, the challenger had to scream “bollocks” before proceeding to wrestle someone into submission by, you guessed it, squeezing his bollocks! Deep down I hoped this stupidity was natural selection makeing sure these people never breed!
Why did I join? Fuck knows?!!
(, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 14:55, Reply)
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