My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Upon closer inspection - it would appear that otters have a long bone down the centre of their cock?
Australian animal cock fact;
The bloke Platypus (Bruce) has nasty spurs on the end of his cock, so the sheila platypus (Sharon) gets all internally shredded when they fuck. Sharon quickly learns that rooting is not much fun, hence she is disinclined to fuck the next bloke platypus in the queue (Barry) for fear of causing further unpleasant tearing pain from a spiky cock. So, Bruce's load is the only platypus jizz allowed within her quim, hence Bruce's chances of reproducing are quite high. Fucking clever, eh? Just make sure you are the first platypus to get amongst it, when shagging season starts.
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Ken Oath, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:19,
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this is why I wear horse chestnut shells as condoms(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:23,
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SO! THEY LAUGH AT MY BONER, WILL THEY?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:01,
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