Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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So I then got this idea about driving a cheescake truck'Cause I figured at the end of the day I could take the leftover cheesecakes home and I love cheesecake, so I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes and they said you're hired.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:47,
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Needs more disaster.Did the cheesecake they manufacture turn out to be mediocre, thus causing your childhood dream to puncture and sag like a half-inflated balloon long-released from a middle-class birthday party and coming to rest against the sweaty back of a mating hedgehog?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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or on repeated exposure to large amounts of cheesecake developed an allergy and could never sample the delight of a double baked New York cheesecake again
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Epicness:www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKptTuohldI
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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Epic nature of link confirmed.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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Imiss King Missile so much.
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