Bus drivers = cunts
A few years ago a fuckin' great jobsworthy of a bus driver confiscated my student bus pass which I used to manipulate using real life cut and paste - I used to glue cut out numbers from previous vouchers onto an existing one to extend the expiry date. Ingenious you might say, and it served me well for my whole two years of tertiary college.

As I was boarding the vehicle and flashin' the pass, Eagle-Eye Eddie here spotted a seam and whipped it off me, pocketed it and informed me that a court might get involved. (This is Stagecoach as well, bunch of syphillitic flanges that they are...)

Cue six months later where I get a court summons to pay a £70 fine. I wasn't in the UK at the time, so I sent a postal plea, upon which they were supposed to get back to me about payment.

They never got back to me.

Quiver one, bad guys nil!
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