KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Well putI spend my schooldays wallowing in misery being the least popular person due to general social inadequacy and strict parents who won't let me out to parties. I make up for it by studying to please my parents and get 6 A-levels at grade A and a place at Cambridge. I don't get laid till I'm 20. University is fucking miserable too. I end up dropping out, having developed the living hell that is paranoid schizophrenia and now I can't get a job and still live with my parents aged 29. And I still can't get laid. And I'm fucking fortunate compared with countless third-world dwellers with an average life-expectancy of about 5 who should rightly biff anyone with any dreary hippy ideas about karma (try telling them they were bastards in another life).
The guy who bullied me the most at school, was utterly ruthless with women, and scraped his A-levels is now earning £50+ in advertising. Flash bastard is a regular about town in designer clothing, posse of coke-addled hangers on and company BMW; he continues to be known as a bastard and there is no sign of it catching up with him.
George Bush will have a comfy retirement utterly untroubled by his lack of conscience; people will continue to make millions on heroin deals and retire in the sun; Paris Hilton will continue making something out of absolutely nothing; all in direct contravention of karma.
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