KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Time wasterMy tight wad boss decided a couple of years ago that ' Turtles head - because I know you work hard and don't skive, you can be our I.T. guy WHILE STILL HAVING TO DO your normal job, and don't say you are not qualified as i know you have got a pc at home.'
Basically, all the people who come in to work and pass the time yawning and scratching their bits are left alone, and the guy who actually has a conscience and does some work gets heaped with some more, for no extra money or thanks. My reply that 'I've also flown in a plane, so does that make me a qualified aero engineer' fell on deaf ears. Cunt.
The Macs are easy as they hardly ever go wrong (Legless, what the fuck did you press!!), but one of our pc's in reception kept coming up with an error message.
So seeing as i have no IT training whatsoever (apart from being taught how to use a Commodore PET at school in the early 80's), i googled it.
I can't remember the exact wording i used, but about 3 or 4 results down was a result i eventually clicked on. I can't remember the exact reply, but the 'forum' in question was
www.b3ta.com/questions/clientsarestupid/
And that folks, is how i discovered b3ta - nice bit of karma for me. So now i spend virtually all my working day 'looking up a problem on b3ta', scratching my bits and basically doing A LOT less work than before, purely on principle.
Serves the cunt right.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 6:49, Reply)
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