KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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So yesterday,instead of sitting at home, twiddling my thumbs and crying about mum, I decided to head to the lake with fishing gear in hand and just wet a line with my club buddies.
After dealing with the round of condolences I settle down in my chair with a couple of lines out - beautiful sunny day.
Now the lake allows boat anglers, who know they are supposed to stay behind the buoy line but occasionally a few will come closer to shore.
One such chap did just that, yesterday. He snapped both of my lines as well as my friends and after we yelled at him he finally moved back, and I did the slow, sarcastic clap.
Said chap shouts at me about how " little girls shouldn't be fishing anyway, leave it up to the men you skank whore" just as I notice my pole going bendo.
Reeled in a nice 6lb trout after it put up a good fight, and the entire shoreline burst out laughing as I held it up and yelled "Karma's a bitch, isn't it?"
Made my day, that did and I had a lovely dinner last night.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01,
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Fanfuckingtastic!3 cheers for you! And a six-pounder too! That must've given you quite a good work-out. I'm guessing it was a rainbow? Damn tasty but I think my favourite has to be brown trout - though they are all speckly darlings :o)
I sincerely hope the chap sustained a hole to his boat... or gonads or something...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:10,
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Yep, it was a rainbowThey do have some browns in the lake as well as some brooks.
It was tasty!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36,
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^fnarfbrown trout! tee hee
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I would havetaken the opportunity to lob something at his head. Knock him out of his boat.
Sometimes karma needs to be enforced.
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NicePower to you and your mum. She may have lured that fish out of revenge.
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