KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Karmic beatdown.This is long-winded, so be patient.
Women. You hold the key to Karmic beatdowns. Your finger essentially hovers over the button waiting to press it when some man wrongs you - i know, and i will explain.
Men. Don't fuck with women. Really. 'The Sisterhood' is strong, and they can push that button to issue karmic beatdowns at /ANY MOMENT/.
So, if you're happy in your relationship (long term) and some floozy takes your fancy... just don't. Because if you do, and the other finds out... well, you're not getting sex for years. YEARS.
We were a happy couple, but i was with the roving eye. Or cock. Whatever. At any rate, whilst promising her the world (a flat, an engagement, a future!) i was making sleazy moves on another.
Push comes to shove, and i have to choose. I choose new floozy.
I expect karma to reign supreme.
Sure enough, 2 years down the line my karma arrives in the form of a similar line i used with the ex:
"It's not you, it's me. I want different things."
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... only to discover different things meant different people, and by different people she meant her old lover. Who's married. With kids.
Geez, thanks.
I can hear my ex cackling... why shouldn't she? But no, that cackle isn't because of my misfortune with new floozy. Oh no, i saw that smug look and it was sheer delight because of something else.
It's because she's unleashed the BATS from the Karma Cave and they're going to rape me to death with their batlike evilness.
To boot, with singledom and the complete inability to make headway with women, i get a bout of serious depression. Yay!
Very, very serious depression. The kind that requires interventionist-treatment-to-save oneself kind of depression.
But heyho, that's karma for you. One expects these kind of things. At least my sheet is clean now.
Thanks lass, I was a cunt, you were a cunt. These things work out for the best ey?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17, 1 reply)
I thinkyou have paid your bill.
Don't do it again.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:22, closed)
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