Cheating, Cars and Paedophiles, Part 1
Most people will remember my story from the Stalked QOTW about the girl who I met from that there internet, who begged me to stay for another week while I was there and forgot that this would clash with her meeting another guy from the same forum, who she then proceeded to shag while I was still in the flat. Most will also remember that a couple of months back, four years after the fact and two years after giving up trying to ruin my life, her life has fallen on it's arse and she is still living in a grotty flat with her mum, working three hours a week and generally being a failure at life, and that a couple of months back I got the chance to turn her down flat after she evidently forgot who I was and tried to chat me up again, but that's just the start of the karmic revenge I've garnered from failed relationships. Where should I begin?

Let's start with the bloke that chatted up the girl I was seeing on-and-off after that, in front of me, cocky to the point where if I told a joke that got a lot of laughs while she was out of the room, he'd repeat it when she got back just to get the laughs from her. Inevitably as all teen girls do when an arrogant tosspot makes themselves known, she almost aquaplaned off her chair in excitement and off she went with him, while I wallowed in my beer like a sulky drunken hippo. A couple of months later, with him rubbing it in at every oppertunity and generally making me feel like an utter twat, came the karmic retribution. A mutual friend, searching through his MSN logs, discovered that the twat had been cybering and 'camming' with the mutual friend's 12-year-old sister. He was 19. Mutual friend dealt with him in his special way, and he hasn't been seen since, completely persona non grata to all the people he used to count as friends.

Ha.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, Reply)