At a friend's house
And he was telling me how whenever he won an argument with his mum (they didn't get along), he'd lick his finger and make a tally mark on an imaginary chalkboard in the air, as if chalking up another victory. This would infuriate her to no end. As he was talking, he got some leftover steak out of the fridge and put it in the microwave to reheat. For several minutes. When it dinged, he reached in to grab it.

"Careful," I said, "That plate's going to be really hot."

"No way, it wasn't in for that long."

"Really, you should use an oven glove."

"Nah, I'll be finAAAAARGGGHH!"

He dropped the (very hot) plate on the floor, where it shattered, then ran his scorched hand under the cold tap.

I licked my finger, and made a tally mark in the air.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:24, 6 replies)

any animal that reheats steak in a microwave deserves whatever the fuck happens.
fact.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 7:35, closed)

agreed
it would only be fit for the floor anyway!
(Deligrams, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)

Yeah
At the time, I was pretty much thinking the same thing.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, closed)

Needs more funneh

(lemonadegame, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:34, closed)

Read it again
while listening to this
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:51, closed)

TL
DR
(lemonadegame, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:30, closed)