"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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She obviously fancies you.The next time she rips the piss, just tell her she obviously wants to get into you pants and should just stop fucking about and ask you out already.
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argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:09,
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Plausiblebut she could also be one of those people that have very low self esteem and get a nice snuggly, cosy feling inside by making other people feel shit. But I would use the above technique, you will either get laid or she will probably stop....Either way, you win! Unless of course she is as ruff as bung holes.
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