Regardless of what everyone else is doing...
...I hope that, however I go, the last thing I do is laugh.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:06, 10 replies)

sounds good to me

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:16, closed)

A good friend of my parents died about fifteen years ago.
He managed to pull off the best last words ever:

"It's . . ."

Clever bastard.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:18, closed)

excellent

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:43, closed)

Indeed - I fully intend my last words to be along the lines of
"The treasure is buried at ... "

or

"The bank account number is ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:15, closed)

"I've always thought that you were....."

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:29, closed)

Maybe you need to be beaten to death, by a midget in a pantomime horse outfit.
I would probably be laughing at that.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:29, closed)

.
Replace the airbag on your car with a whoopee cusion.

That'd do it.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:35, closed)

When I was a 6 year old kid
I was terrified of dying, after the old man told me we all die eventually...Now it's the only thing that keeps me going.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:42, closed)

I want to be in a hospital bed, surrounded by my nearest and dearest
As I feel the life slipping from me, I'll call my children in close. As they wait with bated breath for my final words, I'm going to release a silent, but vicious fart, snigger as they gag on the smell, then die. That's what I want.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, closed)

I think they call that
"the b3ta"
(Stiltzkin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:00, closed)