"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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In the words of my good friend"Don't you just hate it when you say something dickish trying to be funny, and people miss it and just think you're a dick?"
I am at work, and I am tired. So just now I went to use the coffee machine, and followed a guy into the kitchen, to do so.
He got to and operated the machine, so I leaned against the wall, and put my foot against it, and my hands in my pockets. Doing so caught his eye.
"That's a very casual pose" he said smiling, trying to be friendly and pass the time while the machine did it's work.
"Yeah, well - " I said, "I used to be a model."
He looked astonished (as anyone would be at such a claim from a munter like me), then bemused. "Right ... " he said, and off he went.
Needless to say I had the last laugh, as I spat in his coffee as he went past.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46,
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wanked
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I hate that tooIn your mind it sounds great - then you say it out loud and everyone looks at you as if you've just revealed a tatoo of Hitler's face.
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Happens to me all the timeThis could of course suggest that I am just a dick! Oh, bugger.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11,
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