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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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Harvester, last night.
I was tired, I was hungry, I knew exactly what I wanted to eat and I was waiting to place my order. The ponce at the next table made a song and dance over his order like you wouldn't believe, thereby delaying the waitress getting to me... he was deliberating (and asking for clarification on) various cheeses, size of burger, available combinations, what is burger sauce, do you have mayonnaise, you name it.

That went down like a lead balloon with me, and I hope his fucking burger did with him.

tl;dr - I was in a hurry, someone else wasn't. Hilarity didn't ensue
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:41, 11 replies)
lol harvester povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:42, closed)
Ha, yeah ikr
But... unlimited salad bar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:43, closed)
Yeah. Like you touch the salad, porkchop.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:46, closed)
Course I do...
Gallons of blue cheese sauce, all calory-free because it's on salad? Who in their right mind would pass that up?!
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, closed)
Anyone with a reasonable palette.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:42, closed)
^pretend snob^

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:27, closed)
nice way to crowbar in a story about how you had to wait for food, tubs

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:44, closed)
*belches*

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:51, closed)
After "I was tired, I was hungry"
I couldn't concentrate because my mind kept screaming "Were you there? Were you there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:00, closed)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:25, closed)
Min wasn't,
but it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:57, closed)

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