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"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Paddy
Please let me know if you don't receive this letter.

Love,
Mum


Copyright some 1970s comedian.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:48, 8 replies)
CF I was going to enclose a tenner, but I'd sealed the envelope before I remembered

Get a potato clock

I know you're not that good at reading so I'm writing this slowly
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:50, closed)
Them's the ones
Now not politically correct to aim such insults at the Irish, so we tend to use blondes as the butt of the same old jokes instead.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:06, closed)
We don't mind
We have a sense of humour and dont take ourselves too seriously.

rafter
baz
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:20, closed)
Speak for yourself.
If he starts again I will shoot the cunt.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, closed)
Dude! We need to continue to create this impression
whilst we sleep with their women and take all the best jobs!!!

EDIT: or in CHCBs case, we replace 'women' with 'midgets'.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, closed)
Ah right y'are...
I was only fucking with him anyway.
*winks - puts Beretta back in holster*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, closed)
Surely "blow me up"?
to be sure, to be sure.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:00, closed)
I thought that if I said that...
...it might be misconstrued as a pass.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:09, closed)

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