Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Think these posts are good?Bloody hell, you should hear mine…It’s easily about a million times better than all of these put together and would easily win this QOTW…no problems at all.
No need for me to beg you to click ‘I like this’ on my post, mateys…you won’t be able to help yourselves. You’ll all be pretending that this happened to you and lying about knowing me when you spout this story to your mates in the pub…and it’s all gospel…I have witnesses and everything.
Lord Of the Rings? The Bible? That’s all bollocks, mate. My story whips the arse off all of ‘em and it’s all TRUE – It actually happened to ME!
Oh…actually…when I think about it…the thing is…I’m not reeeally allowed to tell you what it is because…erm…I used to work for MI3 and….erm…they’d have the Russians put Platinum in my chips…or something like that…they really do that, you know…your lives could be in danger just talking to me…and I won’t always be around to protect you with my Kung Pow & psychic powers…I might have said too much already
But mark my words, it would’ve been the best and funniest post of this QOTW by miles…make no mistake.
You try proving otherwise.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 11:16,
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Strange!I only saw the first line of this post and I knew it was you. Why do you think that is?
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 11:20,
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...I'm sure I have no idea...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 11:24,
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Kung Pow?I think I had that in a Chinese restaurant once.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 13:19,
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FunnyNot as controversial as the other QOTW, but I like it :)
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Oh opanoid...If only you knew...
This QOTW is tortuous...it's killing me!
I have sooo many stories featuring people I know of who could win olympic gold for talking utter wank...
But what have I done? I've gone and told them all about B3ta...and they all read my posts...
arse-biscuits.
So basically I'm too much of a pussy pants to name and shame the purveyors of unadulterated bullshit because I'd never live it down in my local (or my family come to mention it).
It's tragic...I would've loved sharing it with the B3ta world...
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