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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Posting excerpts from Star Wars
as answers for qotw is really funny. Honest.

I don't know who started this particular lie, but it really has gone on for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:28, 7 replies)
I think it started
'a long time ago'
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:10, closed)
In a galaxy far, far away...
...I.E. Tristan da Cunha/insert faraway godforsaken place here.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:30, closed)
I find your lack of faith disturbing

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:10, closed)
I've
got a really bad feeling about this.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:32, closed)
Uncle Owen?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:57, closed)
I think my Dad started it.
He used to be really nice, but he's become quite evil lately.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, closed)
Make it so.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:04, closed)

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