Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Far too many people complain about how hard parenthood is.I was always told 'never have kids till you're at least thirty...because they bog you down so much...and life's forever stressful.' Them bitches be crazy fools...Its fucking well good fun. Watching her bolt around the living room on hands and kness going herp derp herp derp, cackling when I hold her upside down and pat her on the bum and say 'I WANT KETCHUP ON MY CHIPS' clambering over me in the mornings and blowing raspberries and washing those lovely little trotters...what joy!
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