Cut-out-and-keep sample answer
Choose from the following;

1. Sexual misadventure
"I told ....... that I shagged his Mum. He thinks I was joking, but I TOTALLY DID"

2. Patently ludicrous claims
"Yeah so when I said I'd chased down Hitler and Bono and deftly pinned them against the Great Wall of China using the bonnet of my Honda Accord then kicked their faces off I was totally lying. It wasn't MY Honda Accord I TOTALLY STOLE IT"

3. Tortured sci-fi parable
"Yeah those TOTALLY WERE the droids he was looking for!"

Can we go home now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, 9 replies)

Needs more dogs.
I don't, though - I've already got one, and one's enough!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:37, closed)

you want to take me home with you?
well i am flattered but i ahrdly think i'm dressed to meet your mother
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12, closed)

as long as your nekkid i dont think it matters
his mum is so into nekkid that behind her cup of tea she is in fact waiting for him to finishe so she can put the cup down
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:05, closed)

But Darth,
you are home. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:58, closed)

please, feel free to fuck right off at any point that suits.
hint: try now.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 6:35, closed)

I think you fancy me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:37, closed)

I think you may have sustained a brain injury.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:41, closed)

How do you know about that?!
I had everyone involved in the surgery "disappeared"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:44, closed)

no that was the game of hide and seek that you lost

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:16, closed)