Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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software developerthe software bit I can do fine, but I have no idea what our software actually DOES
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, 3 replies)
oooohhhh kaaaayyyy... so how do you tell if it's working, then?Ah, I've sussed it - you work for Microsoft. So, if the software doesn't work, you just attempt to re-defined the meaning of "working".
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Maybe it doesn't do anythingMaybe it's code that decomplies itself, then deletes random lines from itself.
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Sounds like all code, to me(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, closed)
HP?Edit- Prob not you wouldn't be in the UK...
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No, not HPIt's a little company that nobody here will have heard of. They do some remarkably niche stuff. By "little" I mean that in total it employs about 16 people, 3 of which are developers (that includes me). I haven't been lost in the marvel that is corporate idiocy or anything like that, I think I'm just incredibly good at making it sound like I know what I'm doing when really all I do is tinker with random bits of code until something changes. Then tinker some more until it changes the right way.
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